My 24th Birthday!

My 24th Birthday!

Birthday's only call for one thing, food! Pure fat, gift-wrapped would be most welcome, thankyou! A year older. Wiser? I don't think that's possible luckily for you! Glad rags at the ready, but first thing's first - feed me! A dirty steak was on the agenda, specifically at Marco Pierre White. I'm not going to [...]

My Birthday From Hell – Unluckiest Day Ever!

My Birthday From Hell – Unluckiest Day Ever!

When I tell you this couldn't have gone any worse; you couldn't write it! This includes food being spilt on me, to defunct designer shoes from a very well known retailer, listed below.. My 23rd birthday. My 22nd was spent in lockdown, with a nando's takeaway. So this birthday was going to be an unforgettable [...]