Birthday's only call for one thing, food! Pure fat, gift-wrapped would be most welcome, thankyou! A year older. Wiser? I don't think that's possible luckily for you! Glad rags at the ready, but first thing's first - feed me! A dirty steak was on the agenda, specifically at Marco Pierre White. I'm not going to [...]
Casual and forgiving enough to disguise a turkey, trimmings and pudding in the right places. The ideal amount of glitz but also comfy, perfect for Christmas Day! Dress: French Connection Mari Pleated Cardigan Midi Dress Price: Was £120, but how long have you been here? Hello! NOW £39! But if you want to be reassurance [...]
Manners, kindness and decency seem like they should be a distant memory. What are we teaching our children? 'Your standards are too high.' 'You're too harsh'. 'You have hands, do it yourself.' Or simply the classic one, 'You didn't say.' Just a few of the statements I've heard repeatedly in my adult life. Maybe I'm [...]
The terminology, 'celibacy' is almost frowned upon today. "Why won't you give out? I need to be able to try the goods before even contemplating anything more serious", I've been told. What has happened to society? Today, social media is one of the main obstacles many relationships can't successfully get past. It's pretty clear the [...]
When I tell you this couldn't have gone any worse; you couldn't write it! This includes food being spilt on me, to defunct designer shoes from a very well known retailer, listed below.. My 23rd birthday. My 22nd was spent in lockdown, with a nando's takeaway. So this birthday was going to be an unforgettable [...]
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