Hot cookie dough, fresh out the oven wins every time. What's your favourite dessert? Excuse my rumbling tummy!
You’re laughing, gazing into each other's eyes, then the bill comes. Romeo turns into the tax man, what next?! Going Dutch? *please send help* The day’s arrived. This could be Prince Charming, potentially the one, hypothetically the father of your children. Women generally think about these things in the hours and minutes approaching the date. [...]
Birthday's only call for one thing, food! Pure fat, gift-wrapped would be most welcome, thankyou! A year older. Wiser? I don't think that's possible luckily for you! Glad rags at the ready, but first thing's first - feed me! A dirty steak was on the agenda, specifically at Marco Pierre White. I'm not going to [...]
The terminology, 'celibacy' is almost frowned upon today. "Why won't you give out? I need to be able to try the goods before even contemplating anything more serious", I've been told. What has happened to society? Today, social media is one of the main obstacles many relationships can't successfully get past. It's pretty clear the [...]
When I tell you this couldn't have gone any worse; you couldn't write it! This includes food being spilt on me, to defunct designer shoes from a very well known retailer, listed below.. My 23rd birthday. My 22nd was spent in lockdown, with a nando's takeaway. So this birthday was going to be an unforgettable [...]